Letter to the editor: PepsiCo’s response

Zeroing in on the Lemon-Lies By Pepsi Intern Informants It’s recently come to the attention of PepsiCo. that a Cleveland State Theorist has discovered the secret of the disappearing Sierra Mist. As informants, we are here to confirm your suspicions.  We thought that slowly purging campus vending machines of the beloved lemon-lime soda would fly under the radar …