Zeroing in on the Lemon-Lies By Pepsi Intern Informants It’s recently come to the attention of PepsiCo. that a Cleveland State Theorist has discovered the secret of the disappearing Sierra Mist. As informants, we are here to confirm your suspicions. We thought that slowly purging campus vending machines of the beloved lemon-lime soda would fly under the radar …
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Lemon Lies: CSU’s campus erasure of lemon-lime soda By The Theorist “One Sunday morning, I had a taste for lemon-lime soda,” Cleveland State University student Carlo Puskas told The Theorist, “I went down to the Euclid Commons vending machine, where there is usually Mountain Dew Ice, but all of the sudden it was replaced with Mountain Dew …
